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the parable of fry
Men of the town of Fry stood on their porches every day and consider their sins. Why they did this is a historic event unknown to most of them. But they reveled in their consideration of their sins and contemplated beginning a religion. So fry in hell or fry in heaven became their saying. a song they sang when they gathered went like this:
Fry in hell or fry in heaven
a girl and a guy from Fry eloped
with only a frying pan
not knowing as they cooked breakfast
they fried way to heaven.
The verses went on and on.
So frying pans became a symbol of God and cook books divine.
and high cholesterol, that was a sign that you are with God.
And those who had heart attacks
were revered as having met with God.
Every morning they would sing their song
fry in hell or fry in heaven and sound of bacon frying was a holy sound.
Then a family of vegetarians moved into the village of Fry
and over the years they outlived and out procreated those that followed the religion of Fry
and so it came down to the day when there was only one old man left
who had grown up with the religion of Fry
it turned out he didn't like bacon and eggs. He would throw them away any chance he had
smoke his marijuana
until they banned all smoking in the town of Fry
and he had to leave and go out into the world at age 86
he went to San Francisco and walked along the ocean listened to the languages of the people from all over the world
he tried to tell him about the religion of Fry how they stood on their back patios and smelled the smoke of bacon and eggs cooking. He tried to tell this to people who spoke Russian and Vietnamese and French none of them understood except the French and they didn't care .
So the old man forgot his name because he was sad because no one wanted to hear his stories or share his religion.
he began to blame his religion based on cholesterol and frying bacon and eggs and he realized
he had to go back home and become a vegetarian. So he journeyed back to the town of Fry and offered to eat their tofu
he ate it hated it secretly threw it out, when he could , but he was happy with his new friends
they sang their song he sang along with something about tofu in Kurds and ways in lettuce and tomatoes sometimes fish but you have to remember that everyone knew he had lost his mind because he would tell the stories about frying up fish in lots of grease and and eating cows chickens and such stuff. Nobody believed him but they liked him. So ends the story of the religion of Fry and this story.
The end.
The Cat and tne Gnat
A rough and ready cat met a tough gnat
they met floating down the Colorado River
the cat in the boat and the gnat buzzing him
all day long.
One hopes that one is not bothered
by the gnats of the world
but it happens
and although we are not as quick as a cat
we will strike out at the gnat
sneaky gnat
the draws us over the edge
of the already precarious boat
then poof
just like the cat
we are all wet rats
victims of the gnat.
And as we swirl away in the water
the gnat gets the last laugh.
The Lion and the Ogre
Once upon a time there was a lair of a lion
and an ogre came to call
the ogre had not even an iota of politeness
he chirped like a rowdy on a sunny day
he offered the lion some aloe
to soothe the lion's soon to be wounds
but the lion haid some aces in the hole
the mosaices
surely you know what mosaics means
I didn't, the ogre certainly didn't,
but the lion did,
it was a punk rock band
whose music cleared the land
of anyone who couldn't stand their sound
but certainly ogres
because if there's anything ogres can't stand
it's a punk rock band. So all ended well for the lion in his lair. well, except for the sound and
Ogres aren't supposed to be the heroes of movies anyway.
The end